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Dear Dutch,

I love you very much and I'm going to miss you after I move out. However, these past 3 days alone together have been a little trying on our relationship. Before your trusted owners return from San Diego, I feel as though I need to clear the air on a few things. I hope that you will take these observations into consideration as you blossom into doggie adulthood.

- Please stop chasing pigeons. They fly, you don't.

- Licking stuff off the concrete (like dog urine) is gross.

- Barking while someone is trying to eat is bad manners.

- If you don't know what it is, why put it in your mouth?

- Sometimes the other dogs don't want to play with you. Get over it.

- Your obsession with little girls is concerning.

Again Dutch, I only say these words with love.

Love, Kir (thin, long legged girl that sleeps in the other room)