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K: “I’m more afraid of boogers than ear wax. I hate boogers. Ear wax does not bother me so much.”

D: “Boogers and ear wax are essentially the same thing.”

K: "No, they are not. Boogers are a mix of lung stuff and dust while ear wax is a collection of unused gray matter.”

D: (shoots me a weird look)

K: “And they both have very different tastes.”

D: “What?”

K: “Oh come on. You’ve never tasted your own ear wax?”

D: (nods head no)

K: "What? You mean to tell me that as a child, you’ve never scratched the inside of your ear then, unintentionally, continued to bite the same nail you just stuck into your ear?”

D: “Uh, no.”

K: “Well I did. Once. And I was like, ‘Whoa, whaaaaaaat was THAT?!?’”

(Moment of silence)

K: “Ear wax tastes nasty.”