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October 31, 2006

trick or treat, smell my feet

Happy Birthday D (he is 31 on the 31st!) and Happy Halloween to everyone else (unless it is your B-day too, Happy Birthday!)


D and I made up our minds over the summer as to what our costumes would be this year. After a lot of back and forth (I REALLY thought we could pull off Hall and Oats, alas… he lacked the faith) we both agreed on being Chun Li and Guile, from Street Fighter. Well, that idea was scrapped last week, after I decided that my unemployment benefit was probably better spent on things like food and toilet paper versus a cheongsam that I would have had to shell out an extra $20 to have shipped here on time from eBay China (and no, I could not find “the right one” in the area). So this past Saturday afternoon a mere few hours before one of our parties (read: procrastination), we both scrambled about the apartment searching for ideas. What we found was an abundance of farmer-like clothing - our grunge days have re-emerged!


OK, so Farmer Kirsten (who is a dude) is not as sweet as my costume last year… but man, those overalls are sure comfortable. I gotta find my clogs.



I confess, I actually paid for the moustache -
there is no way I could grow something so full and luscious on my own.

October 28, 2006

at the mall, 3 nights before halloween

October 26, 2006

More pumpkin fun

We carved our pumpkins last night. Perhaps it is still a little too early, but we were too excited to wait. This was my first pumpkin carving in yeeeeears.


I did some research and found that Vaseline can help slow down the decomposition process. After slathering it on the cut portions of the pumpkins, I stopped and thought, "isn't Vaseline FLAMMABLE?"
P-E-T-R-O-L-I-U-M Jelly? Uh… YEAH. Thank gosh I refrained from covering the insides; although a pumpkin ball of fire does sound kind of neat (Beavis: “fire fire fire!”) Now I feel a sense of regret after not stopping for fireworks in Ohio the other day.





Can you spot the ghost?
(click on image for a larger view)

October 24, 2006

3 down

In the past 3 days, I ran 26.2 miles, drove 1204 miles, and walked at least 10 miles around a pretty cool city. Alas, I have returned home... a Chicago Marathon finisher.


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Me, sleepless in Chicago (photo props: alex)


Story below!

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Race day (Sunday October 22, 2006) was bloody cold & windy (around 40’s with 20 mph winds) and there were runners everywhere! Even the spectator turn out was overwhelming and I am pretty sure all of Chicago was outside, cheering the runners on. The course was relatively flat, and very scenic. I honestly cannot recall much more than Mile 12 being the hardest. Mile 12 is when my energy depleted, there was a stabbing pain in my right ankle (I have an RA nodule the size of a ping pong ball on the joint, I have been hesitant in seeing my doctor about it) and my attitude suuuuucked. I remember seeing a medical tent and having to fight off the temptation to walk over and surrender. After ingesting my 2nd gu pack (blech!) I managed to convince myself to stay in the race by “power” walking. Prior to walking, I was actually looking at a between 5:15 – 5:30 finish… but I did not care. After a person dotting “cancer survivor” ran by me I kept a steady pace of “power” walking until the finish.


With the minimal amount of training that I had, my objective was just to finish below the 6:30 (14 minute mile) cut off. (That is when they start to close the course and open the streets back up to traffic) I finished at 5:45:24 - placing 31,302 out of 33,633 finishers (40,000 were registered for the race). Ha, it’s kind of funny to say “I came in 31,302nd place!” but it is true. 5:45:24 is almost 1 minute less than my personal best marathon time. Go figure.


My finishing thoughts? “It is over!’ (No post marathon melancholy here!) “I am covered in snot!” “I am freaking freezing!” “Enough Gatorade, where is the f’ing food?” “Oh, man… I got to pee.”


After I passed through the finisher’s corral, I bought a hot dog for $3.50 at the race festivities. It was the best tasting hot dog EVER, and I am still salivating just thinking about it. After that, I stupidly walked the 2 miles back to the hotel (in my sweaty running gear) and spent a few hours in the hotel room… under the blankets, making every attempt to get my body temperature back up. I seemed to be OK in the “soreness” department, but it did take me a few minutes to de-stiffened after sitting for long periods of time (the drive home was a lot of fun while taking breaks at rest stops… while getting out of the car, I looked like Frankenstein. I could no longer feel my ass or right leg from Buffalo to Rochester). I made great time driving into Chicago, but it took a little bit longer to get back to Rochester because IT WAS SNOWING in Ohio and Pennsylvania. Nuts.


Despite actually doing way better than I thought I would – it is hard to not think, well what if I got some sleep Friday night?* What if the weather was a little warmer on race day? What if I did not have that RA nodule the size of a ping pong ball on my right ankle? Excuses excuses, who cares? The fact that I can finish a marathon under 6 hours, with only 1.5 months of training after the health crap I had to deal since my marathon is a feat in of itself. I swear, the mental battle is way more gruesome than the physical portion.


Until next time...


*I cannot sleep in cars (or planes, trains… ). we left 11:00 Friday night and arrived in Chicago 8:30 am (9:30 EST) – I did try to rest for a bit at a rest stop, but it was too uncomfortable. I also tried again later in the afternoon to nap (in my car), but there were too many distractions. I did manage to get an OK night’s rest Saturday night which was surprising (usually it is kind of hard for me to sleep the night before as my mind keeps thinking I am going to accidentally sleep in). I slept really well Sunday night, which kept me alert for the long trip back home.


** that was stupid, btw.

October 19, 2006

Woe is me

What I really like about Netflix is that I can rent all the cheesy classics of the 80’s and 90’s that I somehow missed – and no one will really know about it. Can’t buy me love, Mannequin... Wait, OK, so I have seen Mannequin before, but it has been a long time. And I have a soft spot for Starship. Who doesn’t? Nothing’s gonna stop us noooooooow. Did I get it in your head yet?


In keeping with the “movies that came out a long time ago and I somehow missed/or just forgot about” tradition, I borrowed Natural Born Killers yesterday.


I hated it. It screamed 1994. The stupid camera angles made me want to boot. I could not wait for it to end.


However, it didn’t… because the end was UNPLAYABLE!


Muther fluffernutter.


You would think I am breathing a sigh of relief. Ah no.


I don’t want to request another copy, I’ve got Cool World next in the cheesy queue. Kindly fill me in. Make something up. I just need closure.


And if this world runs out of lovers, We'll still have each other...

October 18, 2006

'tis brisk


... and fun

October 17, 2006

I "heart" Tuesdays

Despite shelling out $800* bucks for new brakes, tires and an oil change AND walking one mile in the pouring rain and wind to hang out at a café (where I am, presently) while my car is being serviced - I AM HAVING A GREAT DAY!


The planets must be aligned just right.


* it was going to be way more than this, but I had a $50 off brakes coupon AND managed to talk them down an additional $50 off PLUS ONE TIRE FREE – snaps for me.

October 16, 2006

Slammed

D: "You need to stop that thing that's making all the noise."


Me: "What thing?"


D: "That thing." (points to my mouth)

October 13, 2006

I am not...

an ASP.NET developer
a system admin
a Product Manager
a person seeking an exciting career in customer service
someone who will build things at home for $1000 a week


Kindly give my résumé a good ol' "lookaroo" prior to contacting me.


Side note: Hi snow! You know I love you, and it was nice to see you for a bit yesterday... but let's try and keep things "one season at a time." I have enough sensory overload as it is.

October 12, 2006

Seeking music buddies

I've had a profile on last.fm for some time now... just recently I became a fanatic. Check me out (klabhead), I'm lonely!


last fm


And now you know what I am listening to at-this-very-second (kinda).

October 11, 2006

Wherever I may wonder... wherever I may roam

Sadly, I think I have been to more European countries than American states. Need-more-red!

world


USA


It would be nice if Canadian provinces were included. How about you?

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October 10, 2006

Chicago Ready

More like Chicago ready, I suppose.


I did 20 miles this past Saturday afternoon on the Canal. From South Clinton to Perinton Park, then back. It was awful. Well, the first 10 miles were not so bad – but the second, awful. I was bored and there were too many people on the path… people who had no canal etiquette whatsoever (there are rules!) Oh and my thighs - my thighs were NOT happy. Anyway, it is over… and fortunately the memory of the pain disappears after a day or 2. Pain amnesia. No more long distances until the big day, which is in less then 2 weeks.


There will be 40,000 people running – Disney had 13,000 (I think) and I thought THAT was a lot. I am excited, and scared.


Chicago Marathon

October 9, 2006

30 Helens, Kirsten and D agree:

This is probably the cutest thing we've EVER seen.


Peas in a pod!

October 4, 2006

today, on fark.com

Rochester D&C on fark.com

Next year's 07-07-07 sets off frenzy to wed


Yeah, it's cool if you are into, like, numbers and that whole having your, like, favorite numbers involved in your life and stuff. Heck, I was born in 1977.. the number 7 is neat. But you know how the saying goes...


"In some cases, bookings are preceding engagements: The Strathallan on East Avenue had its evening reception reserved in April by a young woman who didn't yet have a ringor, technically, a proposal — from her boyfriend, then a soldier in Iraq. "


Honestly, I have no idea what the saying even is. I'm just shaking my head and smirking.

October 3, 2006

A Golden Day

I spent all day yesterday in my jamies, on the couch with cranberry IV, watching season one of the Golden Girls. Sadly, I only got through disc 3. That's still impressive, no?


the Golden Girls

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October 2, 2006

a special note to my plumbing

Thanks for holding off any issues until my health insurance had been reinstated. Even though your timing has been perfect, I think I will try a different approach. Your cooperation is appreciated... and you suck.


UTIs suuuuuck