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mind your pants

Question: What do you do when you walk into the office breakroom and someone is blocking the fridge trying to locate his or her lunch?


Answer: Patiently wait your turn.


Question: What do you do when that same person's pants have unknowingly slid down and his or her's fuzzy bum and bum crack is VERY much exposed.


Answer: Avert your eyes and pretend to look REALLY interested in what the vending machine has to offer.


Does anyone else here feel a draft?

Posted by Kirsten on August 1, 2006 12:43 PM |

Comments

I'm afraid to ask what a fuzzy bum is. Maybe the fuzz grew because the refrigerator door was open too long?

Posted by: Pam | August 1, 2006 4:26 PM

fuzzy bum = hairy ass

i wanted to be cute

Posted by: kir | August 1, 2006 4:28 PM

I'm really hoping it was HIS fuzzy bum and not hers...

Posted by: lex | August 1, 2006 5:34 PM

i'll leave that to the imagination of the reader :)

either option is scary, really.

Posted by: kir | August 2, 2006 12:49 PM

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